lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
a search helicopter?!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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