This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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