we're blogging at a bar
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I am available for nakedness
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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