Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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