I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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