Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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