we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
