guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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