he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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