we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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