it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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