fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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