Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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