I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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