Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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