This girl is more easily done than said...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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