I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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