we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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