i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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