THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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