She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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