Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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