im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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