There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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