I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
