I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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