i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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