I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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