Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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