Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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