Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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