You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I could fuck to npr.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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