ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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