yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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