when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Randomize
