There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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