Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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