Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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