spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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