is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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