oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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