I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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