when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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