it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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