right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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