sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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