I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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