whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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