just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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