So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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