My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Do I have a choice?
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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