Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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