hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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