I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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