So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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