Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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