Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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